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Posted by VariantSeven - December 18th, 2020
One week until Christmas! I'm turning off my alarm and sleeping all week with the exception of Monday when I finally see a doctor at Oschners about my thyroid cancer. I feel like shit. They could be like "Let's start chemo/radiation ON Christmas" and I'd be like "aight cool," because I feel THAT shitty.
Anyway here's the nativity I plan to display this week.
Posted by VariantSeven - December 7th, 2020
The Christmas cards went in the mail today, so now I'm onto the next thing---- baking and making candy.
I'll be spending all weekend on that and getting goodies in the mail next Monday.
SEE THE RITZ CRACKERS @FUNKbrs????
Anyway hmu when you guys get your cards!!!!!
Posted by VariantSeven - December 5th, 2020
I'll be finishing up Christmas cards this weekend and tossing them in the mail on Monday.
❄PM with your address if you still want one! (If my PMs are full, leave a comment and I'll delete some PMs)
But tonight, I'm looking at Christmas lights!!!! 🎄🎁❤💚🎅
Posted by VariantSeven - November 14th, 2020
Do you hate the holidays because you're sad and lonely? Do you hate the holidays for some other reason?
Would a Christmas card make you feel better?
I'll send you one!
PM me your mailing address and I will mail you a Christmas card!
All cards will be sealed with a NG emoji sticker (actually the ones designed by @Luis a few years back!) because I won them from the podcast contest and I'm dyin to use em. They're authentic and blessed by @TomFulp himself and maybe Jesus too.
Ok, here's some NG Christmas art for you to enjoy. This one is by @Chdonga and I love it.
Posted by VariantSeven - October 2nd, 2020
I got to be on @TheNewgroundsPodcast !!! It was a very fun interview, but I talk way too much and way too fast when I'm nervous. I'm so, SO sorry @Xinxinix I hope @PsychoGoldfish still lets you eat dinner tonight and doesn't put you back in the closet.
Listen to it here:
And the entire interview with just lil ol me is here:
(I tried to plug as many of you as possible. I dropped names like Tekashi69.
I was on the podcast to talk about everything going on with Halloween!!!
I've also got a Halloween thread going on in general where we are discussing ALL things Halloween!
And we won daily 4th place!!!
Last but not least, I am doing Inktober! You should too! Let's see all that beautiful art!
Jeeze this time of year is busy! Hope everyone is doing well. Love yall!
Posted by VariantSeven - September 13th, 2020
You can win money!!!
1st prize- $100
2nd prize- $50
3rd prize- $25
The theme: The end of the world!
Write a story about any post-apocalyptic situation--- pandemic, nuclear war, zombies---whatever----win money!
If you're not a writer and just wanna talk Halloween, I'm in 100%. I freakin live for Halloween. HMU on my Halloween thread and let's discuss candy and spooky things.
and not related to Halloween---- Thank you to EVERYONE who reached out to me during Hurricane Laura and the aftermath. I am so lucky that I still have my home and that I only went 9 days with no electricity and utilities.That was the most scared I've ever been in my entire life. It was still a Cat 3 when it got to my house and it was honestly like being inside of a tornado for 8 hours straight. Many people in Louisiana are homeless and living in 3rd world country conditions. Please don't forget about Louisiana. I love all of you. We have the BEST community. THANK YOU.
Ok, I've posted this one before, but I'm a sucker for love songs and this one has been my 2020 favorite because THE WORLD IS ENDING. Don't tell @FUNKbrs I posted a love song, since he doesn't believe in love. Oh snap, I tagged him. Too late. FUNKBRS I KNOW YOU HAVE A WIFE BUT PLEASE ENTER MY WRITING CONTEST THANKS.