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Posted by VariantSeven - December 23rd, 2020



Posted by VariantSeven - December 22nd, 2020

Who down to do this with me?

Newgrounds holiday pajamas pic.


Posted by VariantSeven - December 21st, 2020

And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls


Posted by VariantSeven - December 18th, 2020

One week until Christmas! I'm turning off my alarm and sleeping all week with the exception of Monday when I finally see a doctor at Oschners about my thyroid cancer. I feel like shit. They could be like "Let's start chemo/radiation ON Christmas" and I'd be like "aight cool," because I feel THAT shitty.

Anyway here's the nativity I plan to display this week.



Posted by VariantSeven - December 7th, 2020

The Christmas cards went in the mail today, so now I'm onto the next thing---- baking and making candy.

I'll be spending all weekend on that and getting goodies in the mail next Monday.



Anyway hmu when you guys get your cards!!!!!


Posted by VariantSeven - December 5th, 2020

I'll be finishing up Christmas cards this weekend and tossing them in the mail on Monday.

❄PM with your address if you still want one! (If my PMs are full, leave a comment and I'll delete some PMs)

❄NEXT weekend I'm making cookies and candy for @FUNKbrs and @ZJ and all the people on here who unfortunately have to deal with me IRL.

But tonight, I'm looking at Christmas lights!!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽβ€πŸ’šπŸŽ…



Posted by VariantSeven - November 14th, 2020

Do you hate the holidays because you're sad and lonely? Do you hate the holidays for some other reason?

Would a Christmas card make you feel better?

I'll send you one!

PM me your mailing address and I will mail you a Christmas card!

  • It will be SFW. You can open it around your family, your old lady, old man, whoever
  • Don't send me anything in return---seriously, every year someone tries to send me something in return. I've gotten money, poetry, you name it. I'm using the NG HQ mailing address this year. I only need your thanks!
  • I've done this every year for a few years now, and some people like @FUNKbrs @ZJ and a few others I've sent them candy and cookies I've made, so I won't dox you or murder you or whatever.
  • This is something I do because I love NG and love all of you but understand that I am completely dead inside and incapable of returning any emotions you might be hoping I return. Don't catch feels, we ain't getting married.

All cards will be sealed with a NG emoji sticker (actually the ones designed by @Luis a few years back!) because I won them from the podcast contest and I'm dyin to use em. They're authentic and blessed by @TomFulp himself and maybe Jesus too.

Ok, here's some NG Christmas art for you to enjoy. This one is by @Chdonga and I love it.



Posted by VariantSeven - October 30th, 2020

It's time for pumpkins and candy and mischief and mayhem!

And also an Addams Family marathon tonight.



Posted by VariantSeven - October 2nd, 2020

I got to be on @TheNewgroundsPodcast !!! It was a very fun interview,Β but I talk way too much and way too fast when I'm nervous. I'm so, SO sorry @Xinxinix I hope @PsychoGoldfish still lets you eat dinner tonight and doesn't put you back in the closet.

Listen to it here:

And the entire interview with just lil ol me is here:

(I tried to plug as many of you as possible. I dropped names like Tekashi69.

@olskoo @deathink @jackho @prinzy2 @zymbot @zj @The-Great-One all mentioned and I know I mentioned more!

I was on the podcast to talk about everything going on with Halloween!!!

I'm running the Halloween writing contest this year and I'm giving away REAL MONEY $πŸ’ΈπŸ’²πŸ’°

I've also got a Halloween thread going on in general where we are discussing ALL things Halloween!

OH and I just finished a movie collab with @Wandaboy and @WolfGentleman44 They were great to work with! Watch it now!

And we won daily 4th place!!!

Last but not least, I am doing Inktober! You should too! Let's see all that beautiful art!

Jeeze this time of year is busy! Hope everyone is doing well. Love yall!Β 


Posted by VariantSeven - September 13th, 2020

I'm hosting the 2020 Halloween writing contest!

You can win money!!!

1st prize- $100

2nd prize- $50

3rd prize- $25

The theme: The end of the world!

Write a story about any post-apocalyptic situation--- pandemic, nuclear war, zombies---whatever----win money!

If you're not a writer and just wanna talk Halloween, I'm in 100%. I freakin live for Halloween. HMU on my Halloween thread and let's discuss candy and spooky things.

and not related to Halloween---- Thank you to EVERYONE who reached out to me during Hurricane Laura and the aftermath. I am so lucky that I still have my home and that I only went 9 days with no electricity and utilities.That was the most scared I've ever been in my entire life. It was still a Cat 3 when it got to my house and it was honestly like being inside of a tornado for 8 hours straight. Many people in Louisiana are homeless and living in 3rd world country conditions. Please don't forget about Louisiana. I love all of you. We have the BEST community. THANK YOU.

Ok, I've posted this one before, but I'm a sucker for love songs and this one has been my 2020 favorite because THE WORLD IS ENDING. Don't tell @FUNKbrs I posted a love song, since he doesn't believe in love. Oh snap, I tagged him. Too late. FUNKBRS I KNOW YOU HAVE A WIFE BUT PLEASE ENTER MY WRITING CONTEST THANKS.