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awesome to hear

Count me in

I would enter but I can't write stuff

http://www.avemariagrotto.com/

the most amazing thing near Huntsville.

also there's a grotto cat there that followed me the whole way through.

it is definately worth the drive from huntsville

Cat??? CAT!!!!

I should get money but for no reason

Me too!

big fart

You win 1st place

https://soundcloud.com/wykkydnyc/charis-mma/s-ouVCTAJEuxj

GOD I LOVE COMING HERE CAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE NEWS

SO BOOM I GOT A PLACE AND AM SAVING FOR A CAR

I GUESS THATS IT BUT THATS HUGE FOR ME LMAO AND FUNNY ENOUGH FUCKING LOVED LOKI. SAW THE TVA WATCHFACE ON REDDIT AND DOWNLOADED IT IMMEDIATELY HOLY SHIT

I WISH YOU GOT INTO BASKETBALL SUDDENLY LIKE I SLOWLY GOT INTO MARVEL VIA THE MOVIES SO WE COULD TALK ABOUT THE LAKERS AND SHIT BUT HEY WHATS UP WITH YOU OR WHATEVZ NO GORY AROUND HERE HUH

"BUT HEY WHATS UP WITH YOU OR WHATEVZ NO GORY AROUND HERE HUH"

Um, @beheadedbymuslims or John or Bees or whatever you like to call yourself, you never win at anything.

I hope Chelsea is teasing your cock in all the worst ways tonight while you also ruin your body by way of a backbreaking Amazon night shift that no reasonable person is envious of.

GORY IS MAD WE KICKED HIM OUT THE GROUP CHAT FOR BEING INFINITELY UNINTERESTING AND MERCILESSLY BORING

IF I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT A DISABLED PERSONS QUEST FOR NORMALCY VIA BAD POSTURE DESK JOB AND HORSE FUCKING WELL I WOULDNT BE A KING

GORY I COULD DO 199 YEARS AT AMAZON AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT YOU BROKE YOUR SHOULDER BY BEING A WEAK BODIED GELATIN BONED SLITHERING INVERTEBRATE/TURNING THAT MASSIVE HEAD OF YOURS A BIT TOO FAST

Let's do this @beheadedbymuslims.

Come on bitch, let's go go go.

We'll see who's the more badass New Yorker.

"GORY IS MAD WE KICKED HIM OUT THE GROUP CHAT FOR BEING INFINITELY UNINTERESTING AND MERCILESSLY BORING"

Not at all. Just you and I were there. There wasn't really a real group at that point in time since GD left.

"IF I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT A DISABLED PERSONS QUEST FOR NORMALCY VIA BAD POSTURE DESK JOB AND HORSE FUCKING WELL I WOULDNT BE A KING"

Why be ordinary when I can be extraordinary? How can anything get done if red tape, social norms and rules are always in my way?

I've never had a true quest for normalcy. I don't really think about what's normal and what's not. If there are certain normal things I do, that's just a coincidence more than anything else.

You're gonna beg for the kind of desk job that I have when you have to go on disability due to any kind of injury to your musculoskeletal system. Just be nice to me and I'll help you.

"GORY I COULD DO 199 YEARS AT AMAZON AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT YOU BROKE YOUR SHOULDER BY BEING A WEAK BODIED GELATIN BONED SLITHERING INVERTEBRATE/TURNING THAT MASSIVE HEAD OF YOURS A BIT TOO FAST"

I remind you again that you're the only other person I've met that says I have a big head and dates horses. It's kinda funny to be honest. I believe even Lena would agree on that one.

My shoulder has been nothing short of amazing since my surgery and I could do all the backbreaking work you do now and then some. I just chose a job that requires the use of my brain more. I made the right decision.

Also, I'm immortal and you're not.

Ding ding.

DONT MENTION ME ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE A FRAGILE EYED DELUSION. WHEN YOU WERENT CRYING OVER LENA THE HORSE AND BOOHOOING ABOUT FUCKING HER DEAD SISTER YOU WERE AN BIG UNINTERESTING HEAP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR SHOULDER AND VARIOUS AILMENTS LIKE AN OLD FUCKING MAN. WE CREATED THE GROUP CHAT BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO PUSSY TO TAKE THE VACCINE WITHOUT MAKING A HUGE ENOUGH SCENE ABOUT IT. ME AND GD WALKED ON EGGSHELLS FOR WEEKS IN THAT CHAT BECAUSE YOU WERE AND STILL ARE A FUCKING MESS. GD LEFT BECAUSE WAKING UP TO YOUR DRIVEL EVERYDAY IS WORSE THAN CANCER. HE WOULDN'T LET ME KICK YOU OUT OF PITY. YOU SLEEP BEHIND A COUCH

GORY WOULD POST AMAZON ARTICLES EVERYDAY WHILE I MADE 1K A WEEK WALKING AROUND PUTTING THINGS IN CONTAINERS LMAO

ON OCT 1 I WILL BE PROMOTED TO A JOB WHERE I MAKE MORE AND DO EVEN LESS AND GORY WILL STILL BE AT THE MERCY OF HIS HEROIN ROOMMATES. HIS SHOULDER WILL STILL HURT AND HIS HORSE WOMEN WILL POOP ON HIM OUT OF PITY. THAT IS A WIN TO SOMEONE WITH AUTISM I GUESS BUT THOSE ANIMORPHS COULD NEVER RIVAL THE GIRLS WHO LOOK MY WAY.

GORYS ROOMMATES SMOKE CIGARETTES ALL OVER HIS BELONGINGS LMAO YOU WERE NEVER ON MY LEVEL

LMAO SOMEOMES GRANDMOTHER IS WALKING ALL OVER GORY

DONT YOU FUCKING NERDS EVER GET TIRED OF PRETENDING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THO? YOU WHO AT MY AGE WAS HAVING SEIZURES IN THE SUBWAY LIKE SOME DISABLED PINOCCHIO AND NOW YOU ARE DERANGED ENOUGH TO SAY YOUR HEALTH IS BETTER THAN MINE LMAO

WHINING ABOUT BEZOS EVERYDAY ONLY GAVE ME THE GOOD FORTUNE OF HAVING MORE MONEY AND LESS TO DO. UNFORTUNATELY NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE A BUM SHOULDER AND SUBSEQUENTLY MAKE EXCUSES AS TO WHY THEY CANT DO PHYSICAL WORK. I SAW A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR WORKING TODAY. MAYBE OUTSIDE OF YOUR AUTISTIC SHIT BUBBLE YOU ARE THE WORTHLESS IDIOT WHO GETS NOTHING DONE AND ONLY KNOWS EXTENSIVELY ABOUT BORING SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT? IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER HAVE NORMAL ROOMMATES AND JERK OFF ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT, WEAR BRAS ETC.

PERFECT HEALTH LMAO WHAT A LAUGH MY GUY. IM GONNA SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE AND CALL MYSELF TRANS LMAO

You know @beheadedbymuslims…I really thought I was doing you a favor by almost giving Marissa to you like candy 2 years ago, almost a year before she died. Lena and I knew that Marissa had the looks to attract tons of guys and eventually she did get a boyfriend she chose. I usually like to take the time to be a nice matchmaker and pair people up if I think they’re good fits for one another. Between you and Marissa, the wrong person died that day.

It really hurts deep down that I have to say that. I’m just being honest.

I’ve got a nice bed. The couch is separate and is really a futon for guests only. I’m not sure you deserve to sleep in it.

I recently got promoted too. That’s because my boss signed off on a new clerical worker who just recently cleared his background check. Now I have to train him, sign off on his time, write his performance reviews annually, show him what paperwork is used and act as an escalations lead when clients come in and demand a supervisor.

This is the best motherfucking job ever because all I have to do is just show up.

Promotions are always the same anyway. People almost always get promoted to avoid getting their hands dirty to actually do stuff. Workers are people that do, managers are people that don’t.

Also, unlike me, you lacked the balls to show me pictures of Chelsea, Elisa, Bria or anyone else you claimed were supposedly hotter than those whose pussies were wet for me. That has always raised red flags. I believe if any of them got to know me truly well, they’d have genuine chemistry with me and take big shits on me with regularity would be rather effortless. They won’t feel coerced into it--they’d actually look forward to doing so.

Those Amazon articles I posted in the chat were important. I didn’t even seek them out TBH; they came up in my social media feed. I guess I, like most of the world, am being spied on, and they know I talk to someone that works at an Amazon fulfillment center. That’s besides the point because most of these articles are spot in their analyses. Amazon workers here need to unionize and set an example for all other workplaces in the country and beyond. You’ll never reap the benefits of having a unionized job because you are too myopic in your thinking.

I’ve been done with physical therapy and devoid of pain for a while. My shoulder still won’t hurt even when I try to make it hurt. It’s great to have a badass orthopedic surgeon who’s fucking amazing at his craft.

I don’t really care much about you being trans as much as you think I do. I’m more annoyed about your heart being in the wrong place.

If Mr. Wheelchair guy can do a physically demanding job and make it work, good for him. Unfortunately, he’s a ticking time bomb.

You still owe me that chicken bowl from Chipotle that I ordered on April 28th. Don't believe me? Go check back for yourself.

YOU OWE ME A STFU. YOU ARE ANNOYING AS SHIT AND SHOULD HAVE DIED YEARS AGO. THE ONLY HAPPINESS YOUR EXISTENCE BRINGS TO ME IS THAT YOU WILL BE IN THE VICINITY OF MY SUCCESS AND HOPEFULLY THE WEIGHT OF IT PHYSICALLY CRUSHES YOUR MOLECULES. I NEVER SHOWED INTEREST IN GARY BUSEY JR (RIP MARISSA) YOU WERE SHOVING HER ON TO ME WHICH I TOOK AS A BAD SIGN AND BOOP SHE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE. SOMEHOW EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS HIGH AND YOU ARENT NOTICING. IF I WAS PART OF YOUR WRETCHED PHYSICAL EXISTENCE I TOO WOULD TURN TO DRUGS WHOLEHEARTEDLY. GOD REST THAT GIRLS SOUL SHE DIDNT DESERVE YOUR LEERS YOU ROACH

IN OTHER NEWS MRS.SEIZE I HAVE LEGALLY CHANGED MY NAME WOOP 3 CHEERS FOR YA BOY

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