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On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline.

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ALSO WHY WOULD I SHOW A NOTORIOUS PUBLIC MASTURBATER GIRLS I SHOWED INTEREST IN? SO YOU COULD JERK OFF INTO OMLETTES AND EAT IT? YOUR GIRLS WERE UGLY DAMN LENA LOOK STRAIGHT OUTTA MINECRAFT

GORY PEOPLE KEEP THEIR LIVES FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A FILTHY OBSESSIVE GERM. REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO MEET GONZO AND SHE VANISHED FROM THE INTERNET ALL TOGETHER? THAT'S WHAT WE ALL WISH WE COULD DO. I HAVE A REASON TO BE SO NON CHALANT ABOUT MY JOB, BUT YOU, WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF THE CITY'S CHILDREN, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE YIKES. YOUR JOB IS EZPZ AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SHOW UP BUT YOU DIDN'T DO THAT FOR MONTHS CAUSE OF YOUR PERFECT SHOULDER + VACCINE COMBO

I SEE NOW YOU ARE BEGGING FOR MY ATTENTION. I DONT EVEN HAVE TO @ YOU AND I BET SEIZE HAS MADE 50 NEW POSTS AFTER THIS. BUT HERE YOU ARE VYING. YOU LIVE IN A HEROIN TRAP HOUSE AND I LIVE IN A NICE HOUSE WITH A POOL AND I'M BUYING A CAR IN TWO MONTHS. AT MY AGE YOU WERE WELL YOU AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE

Well @beheadedbymuslims

Yeah I kind of did shove Marissa onto you. You matched closer to her than Deli in terms of personality. You remember Deli, right? As in, Lena’s other sister who you said you’d let break your arms.

For what it’s worth, I also matched closer to Marissa than Deli. Probably not in the exact same way. That’s part of why I didn’t hook my brother up with her, but she had good things to say about my brother when she was alive. However, that's just in the looks department. My brother can only tolerate certain personalities. I already had Lena however, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. She was definitely my favorite out of the 3 girls and truly deserves a hug right now.

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Marissa or Lena, the things we discussed and did, where we went and those funeral images. Way to conjure up sad memories for no fucking reason other than to torture me.

Why should you show me pictures of those girls that you’re interested in? I’m really just genuinely interested. I don’t expect to have a real shot at getting with them. Let's be honest here. That being said, if they do happen to find me, that's just by luck. I'm the kind of person that just gets lucky sometimes.

Did you ever consider the likelihood that Gonzo just died and I didn’t exactly chase her away? Do you remember that fucking jawline of hers? She was addicted to at least heroin--clearly she didn’t have a lot of time left. I’ve seen emaciated dogs with terminal cancer look healthier than her. So whatever. I moved up in the world. She had nowhere to go but down.

I actually care about children and their families. That’s why I do what I do. Kids are our future. These are the people that will be my doctors, nurses and future world leaders and I don’t want them in unstable households. It actually eats up at me especially with the memes that too many stupid uninformed adults disseminate on social media. I come from a time earlier in the Internet age where we would see far less of the retardation that I see now.

I only didn’t show up for work from September 14th to October 26th last year. That's a while, but not "months" as you had suggested. October 27th and later, once my medical clearance had already processed, I was okay. Just showing up is pretty much living the dream.

As for you? You will be condemned to manual labor forever, even if it was less than before. I can sleep at night knowing that, plus the fact that your pool is useless to you since you can’t swim. Your car will be even more useless since you can’t drive. Add it all up together, that makes YOU eternally useless.

SEE DELO ETC WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE RECKLESS PIXEL BODY WHORES YOU THINK I WOULD LET ROAM MY MIND ENOUGH TO REMEMBER...AND THEN PINE OVER. YOUR LIFE IS A GODDAMN YIKES. ALL THOSE THINGS I CAN, SURPRISE, CHANGE/ LEARN. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE EFFECTIVELY TRAPPED AS A SEAT FILLING/SNIFFING CROSS DRESSING AUTISTIC NEO. IT IS YOU ETERNALLY DAMNED TO BE NOTHING. I COULD LITERALLY LEARN TO SWIM TOMORROW. SOMEONE HAS TEACH YOU NOT TO EAT YOUR OWN CUM. AS ALWAYS I ONLY READ 7% OF YOUR USELESS CHATTER AND YOU STILL FIND TIME TO WRITE MORE. THIS IS FILLING THE WHOLE IN YOUR EMPTY LIFE THAT THE GROUP CHAT LEFT LMAO YOU ARE FOREVER SEARCHING FOR RELEVANCE FROM KIDS YOU HUNG WITH A DECADE AGO AND WE JUST TOLERATE IT ENOUGH UNTIL YOU BEGIN GLOATING ABOUT YOUR HANDICAPPED LIFE BEING THE BEES KNEES AS YOU SLOWLY CRUMBLE AWAY BEFORE OUR EYES

I JUST STICK AROUND FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES TO KILL YOU BY MY OWN HAND BUT NOW I KNOW JEALOUSY WILL DO IT QUICKER AS WOOPS I FUCKED AROUND AND GOT 3 LOVE INTERESTS WHILE YOU CRY AT NIGHT THINKING OF GHOSTS AND BIG TEETH HORSE WOMEN. NOTHING MAKES ME GRIN MORE THAN TYPING ALL OF THIS WITH PURE NON CHALANCE AS I KNOW THIS IS MORE POINTLESS THAN TALKING TO A DEAD SQUID'S ASSHOLE SO I NEVER FEEL GUILTY LAUGHING AT YOUR SHORTCOMINGS AS YOU GRASP AT STRAWS TO LAUGH AT MY CONTINUED SUCCESS FROM THE GUTTER

A SHAME YOU BEG TO HANG OUT WITH ME SO MUCH

I STEP DOWN AS ADMIN

Okay @beheadedbymuslims, so let me ask you this: have you learned how to swim yet? It’s been almost a week.

I eat my own cum sometimes because I find it sexually gratifying. It doesn’t hurt anyone. It doesn’t hurt me and it doesn’t hurt you. I don’t see why you continue to be bothered by it.

My free time is booked every weekend because if I’m not fucking a girl, I’m out with co-workers I’m tight with, enjoying quality family or friend time…that kind of stuff. Try arguing about how abnormal that is, except you can’t. I also write and travel. When more of my favorite bands feel like touring again, I’ll go to more concerts again, alone or with people.

I know you too well by now. You won’t give a fuck about the loss I’ve experienced and how much it all continues to haunt me. However, I know who does. I can’t force you to have more compassion for me, nor do I feel like I should be entitled to it. People will feel whatever they feel about what I went through and that’s totally okay. To me, just writing about it all is a form of therapy. When pain hits me, it has a way of hitting me hard. That’s as far as I’m going to get into it publicly for now.