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Posted by VariantSeven - October 15th, 2021
Oh man, I love trick-or-treaters!!!!!
Go ahead, ring the door bell!
(I'm surprised no one's answered, yet)
*Ding Dong!* Trick or treat!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! LOOK AT YOUR ADORABLE COSTUME!!!!!
*dumps an entire bowl of candy into your bag*
Thank you so much! Happy Halloween!