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Posted by VariantSeven - March 11th, 2021


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Posted by VariantSeven - March 9th, 2021


I wish I had married that prince from Nigeria who kept emailing me in the 90s.


Then I could have been on Oprah. 


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Posted by VariantSeven - March 6th, 2021


I am the Easter Bunny.

What kinda candy yall want?


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Posted by VariantSeven - March 3rd, 2021


I have completed my internship. I told them thank you for the opportunity.


But I'm not applying.


It'd be a raise of 20k more a year.


It just isn't where my heart is.


I'll probably go to Target and get some Easter candy now. Yall want any?


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Posted by VariantSeven - February 14th, 2021


I love you all!!!!!


Go enter my Valentine Writing Contest


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Posted by VariantSeven - January 30th, 2021


Oh Snap! Valentine's Day is in 2 weeks!


First and foremost, you need to make sure you enter my Valentine writing contest over in the writing forum, because I am giving away real money, and it's a great way to show off your talent and meet the fine folks in our community!


There are lots of other contests going on as well----Check out Tom's latest post.


Don't feel like doing any of that? Celebrate love with other fine newgrounds submissions!


@Hania 's wedding song will always be one of my favorites


Hania's Wedding Isle Song (newgrounds.com)


This sweet game is another I have loved for years but it doesn't appear to be working in the NG flash player so Ima tag Mr. @TomFulp


Colour my Heart (newgrounds.com)


If you're having trouble finding love, remember, ladies love newgrounds


Ladies Love Newgrounds by joecruely on Newgrounds


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and we love supporters even more.


Looking for romantic music on satanic youtube? I don't advise going to any other websites other than newgrounds buttttttttttt................................


This song is guaranteed to help you get lucky. Just tell her you heard it and that it reminds you of her and thank me later.



Is your heart broken so you aint interested in all that this year? Tell JP Saxe to shove it as you listen to this song most definitely written about your situation.



Ok. I love yall.


You're the only people I love.


I hate everyone else.


HMU if you need anything.


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Posted by VariantSeven - January 23rd, 2021


It's Pixel Day!!!!

I actually made something!!!!


Pixel Swamp Sunset by SevenSeizeHasCookies on Newgrounds


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This is the first time I've ever submitted pixel art. It's not something I work with and was an entirely new experience.


I'd never made an animated gif before either.


I used my old Wacom tablet from 2007 and my mouse and clearly I need a lot more practice but I'm proud of myself for trying something new.


I was inspired by several people here who can make elaborate pixel art in like 35 seconds with their eyes closed. Here are some of my favorites and I becha they'll have cool stuff out today:


@maruki Everything she makes is amazing, you won't be able to choose a favorite


@luis can throw together pixel masterpieces in his sleep but his piece last year was one of my favorites, out of all of his work


Never Give Up by Luis on Newgrounds


@moertel Her art is like if you took all of your dreams from the last 2 years and crammed them into a gif, It's gorgeous


@AnasAbdin His art, you just stare at and can't stop staring at it. You can see the hard work in every single pixel


I am already scrolling through the art portal and snatching up more new artists to stalk. We have such an incredible amount of talent in this community!


Happy Pixel Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted by VariantSeven - January 15th, 2021


They've both dropped new seasons.


You should watch them.


That is all.


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Posted by VariantSeven - December 27th, 2020


I've already forgotten all yalls' names, my name, the year.....

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Posted by VariantSeven - December 24th, 2020


Some of us don't have a huge supportive family this time of year. Some of us, family= drama.

If you're celebrating with a smaller crowd, or alone, I'm here if you need me.

I know it's hard. It sucks.

PM me or comment if you need to vent.

❤ yall

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